This is the Homepage for John White.
Ex Oilfield Trash, a Wino, an Ex-Millwright, and a 98.1% Misanthrope.

I've been working on a project.....................................................
   
   
   
 
Here's your big chance to rent a man...........................................To the Man for Rent Page...
 
Goobers is back by popular demand...........................................Come and see me.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 
If you'd like to contact me, click here.....john@mrwhite.org
   
   
   
   
   
   
 

There’s been a rumor going around that I have “Passed Away”.

First of all, I don't like that stupid-ass euphemism, and I don't
use it either.

So, I added a webcam to my world headquarters to establish
that I'm not dead yet.

Also, and more importantly, you may see that Goobers and The Oddster are alive, warm, dry, and well fed.

Warning... Sometimes I walk around the house half naked.
But don't worry, it's the good half.

 
 

 

I've reduced myself to a "Pie Chart"............................................Look at my pie chart...
I took a trip to Europe................................................................To the Travels...