This is the Homepage for John White.
Ex Oilfield Trash, a Wino, an Ex-Millwright, and a 98.1% Misanthrope.

I've been working on a project.....................................................
   
   
   
 
Here's your big chance to rent a man...........................................To the Man for Rent Page...
 
Goobers is back by popular demand...........................................Come and see me.
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 
If you'd like to contact me, click here................................john@mrwhite.org
   
   
   
   
I've reduced myself to a "Pie Chart"............................................Look at my pie chart...
I took a trip to Europe................................................................To the Travels...

 

 

 

There's been a rumor going around that I've "passed away".

First of all, I don't like that stupid-ass euphemism, and I don't
use it either.

So, I added a webcam to my world headquarters to establish
that I'm not dead yet.

This might make some people very unhappy,
but who really cares about them anyway?