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  Some people call me Mr. White, other people call me other things. It's not pretty
   



This is the Homepage for John White.
Ex Oilfield Trash, a Wino, an Ex-Millwright, and a 98.1% Misanthrope.

I'm still working on this project............................................


 
I've reduced myself to a "Pie Chart".................Look at my pie chart...
I wrote some  very short stories,
about things that happened..........................
   

















 
   
 
Here's your big chance to rent a man...................................To the Man for Rent Page...
 
Goobers died at 10:45 am on December 24th, 2014...........See what Mr. White says about me.

I'm Back.

I've been neglecting this website for about a year now.
It's further proof of my pitiful and endless procrastination.
I still don't know what the hell I'm doing.
that's it for now... John

 

 

I'm still Breathing Update so, get over it update: April 23, 2017

I am so fucking lazy.
I got up really late, feeling terrible, and then I made juice, very tasty.
It seems like every day now is trying to recover from yesterday.
Like Old Jane used to say, Its just awful John

 

 

 

   


 
 
            
                                                                                     
    
   
 
Your comments, complaints, suggestions, whatever you want to say, email.... john@mrwhite.org